Obscene Baguette

Im twentyseven years old Although Im old enough to have my own sweet romance I refuse to date any man because of my traumatizing experience with my first boyfriend when I was 20 years old What matters to me is the size of a man Because of that I was cold toward my coworker who gave me a lot of affection When I accidentally fell on him I felt that there was something on his thigh It was very long and hard Is it a baguette Im serious not because of your background but because of that thing between your legs The thing between the legs of the man I dumped looks like itll be trouble